If I had more money honey, would you love me, love me, love me?

If I wasn't just somebody like me, like me?
If I had more money honey, would you love me, love me, love me?
If I wasn't just somebody like me, like me?
I've made mistakes that I can't erase, I've made mistakes.
[ State of Shock - Money Honey ]

That song is so catchy. @_@

ANYWHO, Dan and I are moving in.... 2 weeks? I think it's 2 weeks. I'm going to be cut off from the world pretty much. I won't get any cellphone reception out in the boonies. I won't have internet. I'll have satellite tv, though, but even that isn't awesome. I have a 360, but I only have one game and no money for any other games. D; Dan has a PS3, but they fail.

I WON'T BE ABLE TO PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT. Dx Fail.

OH WELL. At least Dan will be happy down there and that's all that matters to me. He's miserable up here.. miserable.. angry.. blah blah blah. His mom has cut all ties with him. She wants him gone, he wants to be gone, but we have to wait until the 15th. At least it's not too far away. I'm so sick of moving, though. I'm not moving for a long time after this. x: And I bet people up here who are friends with Dan/Dan's family think it's my fault we're moving down to Oklahoma, but it's NOT. Dan is the one who made the decision, not me. I'm going to miss Haney, though. He's Dan's best friend and I haven't even known him that long, but he's so cool. :D

I hope I can get a job asap when we move. .o. Then I can pay off what I owe to bill collectors. And get interwebs. Expensive interwebs because my mom lives so far out in the Twilight Zone, you can't even get DSL. Only dial up. So I'm shooting for satellite interwebs.

My knee still hurts. And I'm just jumping around from subject to subject.

Maybe I should clean this place up. I feel so unproductive.

Maybe I'll just sit here and stare blankly at the window.

I just lost my train of thought.

Yeah, I'm going to end this now. o_o

Seems like all we had is over now, you left to rest

And your tears are dried up now, you just lay without a sound.
Seems like all we had is over now, you left to rest.
And my fears are over now, I can leave with my head down.
[ Hollywood Undead - Black Dahlia ]

SO YEAH. I haven't posted on this thing in awhile. I kind of forgot about it, but kind of didn't. Does that make any sense?

ANYWAY.

Dan and I went to Oklahoma from the 11th to the 19th so I could see my famz down there and so he could meet my mom. The day we left, our flight was supposed to leave at 12:35 PM and it was a direct flight. We get to the airport ten till 12, get our luggage checked, go through security but it takes FOREVER because they had to do some test on the PS3 to make sure it wasn't a bomb. That took, like, 5 minutes. We get out of security at 12:15 and haul ass to get to the gate. We get there at 12:25 and the lady at the desk tells us the door is closed, the plane is gone, it's too bad and we have to rebook. I look out the window behind her and the plane was STILL THERE. Dan asks if there's anyway we can get on because all she had to do was open the damn door because the plane was STILL THERE. She said there's nothing she can do too, tough luck, go rebook. I'm about to go crazy, Dan IS going crazy, and the lady is just like, "Oh well. Not my problem." She tells me to go to the help desk thingy and rebook, I turn around and leave and say, "This is just FUCKING GREAT. Bitch." People gave me looks, but I didn't care. Dan was screaming a bunch of obsenitites and getting on the phone with his mom who, in turn, was also pissed off when she found out what happened. I go to the the help desk thing.. whatever it was.. with Dan following me, but then he turned around and went back to the gate to yell at that bitch of a woman again. I don't know what he said, but he told me he was this close to jumping over the desk and strangling that woman.

So, after standing around and talking to both of our mom's, we go to another gate and ask one of the ladies there for help since that other woman was being a bitch and wouldn't help us at all. The other lady rebooks us for a flight to Atlanta. No more direct flights. Time passes, blah blah blah, we get to Atlanta and have to wait 2 hours for our other flight. We finally get on that flight and get to Arkansas and by that time, Dan was beyond pissed off... and I was paying for it. We got into a huge argument and continued arguing from the time before we got off the plane and into the airport. Our luggage had gotten on the plane we were supposed to have been on originally so we had to go to the airline desk. There was no one there. There was a guy at American Airlines, but he said he couldn't help us since he wasn't a Delta worker. Dan went off the on the guy, the guy freaked out and was like "Okay. OKAY. Let me see if I can find someone." He jumps away from the AA desk, runs over to Delta, and grabs someone so they can give us our luggage. The people at the AA desk were talking about getting security or something.

We finally get our luggage with all of this happening in front of my mom and her boyfriend. I was just like, "Yep. Great first impression." But my mom didn't seem bothered. In fact, I think she was amused. After all of that mess is done with, we head on out and while passing fields of cows, Dan would open the window and moo at them. I'm not talking about a simple "Moo", I'm talking about a loud, obnoxious moo. He would scream it at them. The first time he did that, he freaked my mom out. It was pretty funny. xD Anywho, my brother and sister were down for the summer as well, but my brother didn't know I was coming. There was a reason for this. He can't stand me and if my mom had told him in June that I was coming in July, he would have bitched and moaned every single day until I got there. My mom figured she'd wait until the last minute so she wouldn't have to listen to his whining. He didn't seem thrilled when I got there. BUT OH WELL.

Isaac came by on 13th with Damien and it was a little... awkward and tense because Isaac had threatened to shoot Dan and blah blah blah over the phone. Dan threatened to beat the shit out of him over the phone. There was a lot of threatening done over the phone. Dan had talked about kicking Isaac's ass the moment we got to Oklahoma. My mom made him promise that he would keep his cool, but if Isaac made a move (i.e. hit Dan), then he was allowed to defend himself. Isaac gets there with his brother (who he brought as "protection" or something.. something about his brother keeping Isaac from fighting.. as if that was going to happen). It was all pretty weird. If Dan was inside, Isaac would go outside. If Dan was outside, Isaac would go inside. He didn't want to be in the same room as Dan. He wouldn't make eye contact with him, wouldn't say anything... it was kind of amusing, really, since he talked a lot of game over the phone, but when in person... it's a whole 'nother story. Isaac tried to get me alone two times, but Dan sent my mom and her boyfriend out to watch and interfere if he tried anything. I never found out what he wanted to say and I kind of wondered why he wanted to get me alone anyway. It's not like we had anything to discuss with each other. Isaac didn't say for long, maybe two hours at the most, and we about got into an argument before he left. My mom took us both outside and started lecturing us. Isaac was starting to piss me off and I started to tear up. Dan was at the door watching and when he saw my eyes well out, he burst out the door, walked up to me and looked me in the eye, whipped around to Isaac and was like, "You make her cry, asshole?" and Isaac was like, "NO. NO." Then my mom stepped in and said she did it, though that was a lie, and Dan turned to me pretty much shaking with anger. I just rubbed his back and told him it'd be fine. He went down off the deck and stood there the rest of the time until Isaac mentioned something, then I mentioned him not giving up my PS3. Isaac went on about how I never paid any of the bills, never helped out with anything, etc. That was all a lie. I paid some bills and I helped out A LOT. My parents even helped. Dan heard me talking about the PS3, turned to Isaac and said, "It's her's." Isaac started to saying something, but Dan interrupted with another "It's hers.", only this time it was a little louder. Isaac started to say something again and Dan screamed the same thing at him again and it looked like he was about to jump up on the deck and tackle Isaac. My mom's boyfriend stepped in then and took Dan away to walk it off while my mom started to talk about the whole PS3 situation. Isaac was originally going to give it back to me since it was mine and I paid for it, but then he decided he wasn't going to. We had been arguing about it for awhile and he told me if I gave him the money I owed him, which was 2 grand, he would give me the PS3. I didn't owe him jack shit. He told me he wasn't giving it to me since I never paid any bills (a lie), then my mom stepped in again and said he never paid any bills while we were living with her. She got him there. He then proceeded to rant about other stuff, but I don't remember what it was. I know he said "It's hard to get over you, especially when you're wearing THAT." I was like, "Wtf is wrong with what I'm wearing?" All I was wearing was a bikini top and a pair of shorts because it was in the triple digits down there. My mom came back with a, "Don't even start with how girls dress. They can wear whatever they want." Isaac was running out of things by then, so I think it all ended after another couple of minutes and he went inside. My mom and I went over to Dan, who was still p/oed, and he ended up walking up the hill and turning into the Hulk. He just had to scream for a couple of minutes and he was good.

The next few days were a little better.. sort of. Sometime after that whole incident, my dad said that if Isaac was going to be like that over the PS3, then he wanted the tv he paid for and the money he gave us for bills back. I told Isaac about that in a text and he replied with a "Sign over your rights for Damien and you can have the PS3." I was like WHAT. THE. FUCK. Exchange my kid for a PS3? I don't think so. I may not be the best parent ever, but I wasn't going to do that. I let Dan know about that and he got on the phone with Isaac and pretty much told him he was a dead man. Isaac called my mom and they talked for awhile. I don't know how she did it, but she managed to talk Isaac into giving me the PS3. She told me Isaac and I were not allowed to speak to each other unless it had to do with Damien and we were not allowed to see each other. She would pick Damien up when I was down there and she would drop him off, or Isaac's parents would pick him up. That was fine with me.

SO. After all of that INSANITY, Dan and I get into an argument while at my cousin's house. I'm not going to go into details since this blog is long enough as it is, but it eventually blew over. The next day, however, we got into another argument at my cousin's house again. It was so STUPID. I was eating a bagel and chatting with my cousin in the kitchen when Dan came back from the store. He had bought some ice cream for me and handed it to me. I said no thanks in a regular tone. He was like, "Whatever. I try to do something nice for you and you shoot me down. I'm not doing anything nice again." I was just like, "Wtf? All I said was no thanks.." He said I had said it in a bitchy tone, which was a lie. It may have sounded a little weird since I had food in my mouth, but it wasn't "bitchy." He gets pissed off and I tell him I'm just going to ignore me. He tells me I couldn't ignore him even if I tried. Before that, he had crumpled up the paper bag, said "He shoots", threw the bag at my head and got it, then said "He scores." That's when I told him I was ignoring him. He comes over to me and gets about a centimeter away from my face and blows in my ear. I whip around, push him out of the way and tell him to leave me alone. He gets even more pissed off and says, "You want me to leave? Fine. I'll fucking leaving you alone for the rest of your life." and walks out the door. My cousin and I are just like WHAT. THE. FUCK. We go off into her room after a little while and start to talk about him. I basically tell her everything that has gone on with the two of us, how it's like back in Ohio, etc. etc. She goes to get Dan after awhile and brings him into the room so we can all talk. It was kind of bad at first, but with my cousin there talking, too, it eventually got better. All the cards were laid out on the table.

Things are a lot better with Dan and I now. My cousin should be a couples therapist. Seriously. We've had a few little spats since we got back from Oklahoma, but we got over them fast. Oh, we're also moving to Oklahoma within the next couple of months. It's kind of funny because Dan was all, "OMG. I'm going to hate it down there. It's going to suck. It's going to be stupid." etc. etc. and now he's desperate to move down there. He says it's more his setting because he's always preferred the woods/county to the city. He can't stand it here in Ohio. People hate him and he hates the people here. His allergies were nearly nonexistant when we where in Oklahoma, but now they're back. He actually wants to quit smoking now and be... better? He says moving to Oklahoma will allow him to have a new start. So we're moving in with my momma. I can go back to school, yay. 8D

And... my fingers are kind of cramped, so I'm going to leave it at that. xD

If I get you in the loop when I make a point to be straight with you

then in lieu of the innuendo in the end know my intent
though I Brazilian wax poetic so hypothetically
I don't wanna beat around the bush
Foxtrot Unifrom Charlie Kilo
Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo
[ Bloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo ]

OMFG I LOVE THAT SONG. xD In case you can't tell, it spells out "fuck." You guys ought to listen to it.

ANYWHO, HI BLOG. I have been neglecting you. I don't really have anything to blog about, so'z I stole these from Ghost (I can't bring myself to call you Rhianne. D:) and filled 'em out.

NUMBA ONE.

If someone says "Is this Okay?" You say:
[ Sugarcoat - Breaking Benjamin ] o.o

How would you describe yourself?
[ Figure It Out - Plain White T's ] YEAH. FIGURE IT OUT.

What do you like in a guy/girl?
[ When I'm Gone - Simple Plan ] I like them when they're gone?

How do you feel today?
[ A Twist In My Story - Secondhand Serenade ] I don't think so.

What's your life purpose?
[ Maybe - Secondhand Serenade ] Maybe WHAT? D<

What do your friends think of you?
[ Aliens Exist - Blink 182 ] Wtf? Do they think I'm an alien?

What do your parents think of you?
[ She's My Winona - Fall Out Boy ] Wtf again?

What do you often think about?
[ You Don't Mean Anything - Simple Plan ] Apparently someone who doesn't mean anything to me? o.o

What do you think about the person you like?
[ The Worst Day Ever - Simple Plan ] ... rofl. xD

What is your life's story?
[ Paralytic - Dead Poetic ] Uh.. o.o

What do you want to be when you grow up?
[ I Don't Care - Fall Out Boy ] I do too care. D<

What will you dance to at your wedding?
[ The Best Deceptions - Dashboard Confessional ] That doesn't seem like a nice song. o.o

What will they play at your funeral?
[ Down - Blink 182 ] But.. o.o

What is your biggest fear?
[ Something's Not Right Here - OneRepublic ] What isn't right? :s

What is your biggest secret?
[ The Rock Show - Blink 182 ] I met a girl at the rock show? What rock show? This is news to me.

What is your future going to be like?
[ Liar (It Takes One To Know One - Taking Back Sunday ] Um. o.o

What do you see in the person you like?
[ Beast And The Harlot - Avenged Sevenfold ] Lmao. xD Dan is a beast.

What will the song be for you and your spouse?
[ Cancer - My Chemical Romance ] OHGOD. Is this trying to tell me something? Dan smokes... or maybe I'm.. or maybe we... NO.

NUMBA TWO.

Will you get far in life?
[ Kill The Messenger - Jack's Mannequin ] Um. o.o

Will you get married?
[ Haight St. - Anberlin ]

What is your best friend's theme song?
[ What's My Age Again? - Blink 182 ] I think that's suitable for him. xD

What was high school like?
[ I Will Follow You Into The Dark - Death Cab For Cutie ] No.. I don't think so. o.o

How can you get ahead in life?
[ Strength of The World - Avenged Sevenfold ] I guess?

What is the best thing about your friends?
[ Cannibal vs Cunning - Dead Poetic ] .... o.o

What is in store for this weekend?
[ Breathe - Anberlin ] Well, yes, I do plan on breathing.

To describe your grandparents?
[ Fame Infamy - Fall Out Boy ] No? o.o

How is your life going?
[ Narcotic - Dead Poetic ] I'm not doing drugs. D<

How does the world see you?
[ Believe Me Natalie - The Killers ] I'm not Natalie and I don't know any Natalies.

Will you have a happy life?
[ Swing, Swing - The All-American Rejects ] Apparently not, 'cause that song is about getting heartbroken.

Do people secretly lust after you?
[ Rescued - Jack's Mannequin ] I don't know?

How can I make myself happy?
[ Apology - Alesana ] I need to apologize to myself?

What should you do with your life?
[ Spin - Taking Back Sunday ] Um.. o.o

Will you ever have children?
[ Black Dahlia - Hollywood Undead ] I already have a kid.

What song would you strip to?
[ Night Swimming - Dashboard Confessional ] Wtf. o0;

If a man in a van offered you candy, what would you do?
[ So Long, Goodbye - Sum 41] Lmao. xD I'd probably take it, though.

What does your mum think of you?
[ There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey, You Just Haven't Thought Of It Yet - Panic! At The Disco ] Really? o.o

What is your deep dark secret?
[ Animals - Dead Poetic ] This isn't even a real song. D<

What is your mortal enemy's theme song?
[ Fever Dreams - Dashboard Confessional ] Okay?

What's your personality like?
[ On My Own - The Used ] Uh. o0;

What's your motto?
[ Bliss Tearing Eyes - Dead Poetic ] Um. No.

What do you think about often?
[ Sleep - My Chemical Romance ] Rofl. xD I think about it when I go to bed because I can't sleep. I think I'm beginning to suffer from insomnia. @_@

What do you want right now?
[ Something In Your Mouth - Nickelback ] ..... LMFAO.

Every night you cry yourself to sleep

thinking: "Why does this happen to me?
Why does every moment have to be so hard?"
[ Maroon 5 - Won't Go Home Without You ]

Things are not going well between Dan and myself. He likes to remind me that he's so big and bad and he can break me in half if he wanted to. He could crush me if he wanted to. He could do this and that if he wanted to. I'm just like all of his ex-girlfriends. I'm just a bitch like every other woman in this world. I'm this and that, but he's Mr. Perfect.

But if I'm just a bitch like every other woman, if I'm just like his ex-girlfriends, why is he with me?

We got into a huge screaming match last night. I'm just going to say it was not pretty and leave it at that.

I really don't know what to do anymore.

And that's what you get for falling again, you can never get 'em out of your head

it's the way that he makes you feel
it's the way that he kisses you
it's the way that he makes you fall in love
[ Sugarcult - Pretty Girl (The Way) ]

Man, that is such a good song. I think a lot of us girls can relate to it.

Anywho, I haven't blogged in awhile. Obviously. A lot of stuff has been going on lately. Dan and I have our stupid little arguments every other day if not every day. It's always the same ol' same ol'. He's mad about somethings I'm not at liberty to say what they are. Wait, well, I could.. but I'm not going to. He also gets all huffy whenever I talk to my "Go To" person, Mike, who has been a good friend of mine for the past 3 years. I've always gone to Mike whenever I'm feeling down or I have a problem because he can always make it better. Now, I'd go to Dan when I'm upset about something or when I have a problem, but he always gets so... defensive and pissy with me. I know why he gets defensive, and I can't say why, but really... he doesn't need to be like that with me. It's not like it's his fault I'm upset about something. I wish he would /try/ and make it better.. just tell me things will be alright or something. I'm getting kind of tired of all the stupid little arguments and a few other things. At least when we argue, we're over it the next minute... so that's kind of nice, I guess. Better than being mad at each other for god knows how long. But I'm not going to linger on the subject anymore. Things are decent for the most part. We have our ups and downs just like every other couple. No one is perfect.

We went to the Reds/White Sox baseball game yesterday. It was awesome. I got to see one of my teams play and I was actually able to get out of the house for once, so it was nice. I was rooting for the White Sox, of course, since they're from Chicago. I was booing the Reds even though I should probably support them since I'm an Ohioan now, but come on... Chicago is my hometown. Dan kept telling me to keep quiet because he didn't want anyone kicking his ass since I was rooting for the White Sox, but I kept on going. It was pretty entertaining. We left at the end of the 6th inning because he was getting mad that the Reds were losing. White Sox won. Hoo-rah! Go White Sox. 8D

I've finally heard back from the lady at the dog place. I might have a job, yay! She's going to call me later today to set up a day to have me come in and see how everyone else likes me and how I do. It'd be part time, but it's a job and it pays. Plus, it's working with dogs. What's better than that? I won't have to deal with people aside from the people that work there. I really hope I can get this job. I need the money to pay off some ridiculous amount of bills - god damn doctors and hospitals - and I would also be able to save some money to go out and do things. Annnd spoil the boyfriend, just 'cause. His birthday is on the 27th. He's going to be 23 and he's acting as if it's the end of the world. He doesn't want to be "old." It's kind of amusing.

OHYEAHTRANSFORMERSCOMESOUTSOONYAY. ANDTHENHARRYPOTTERNEXTMONTHYAY. [/end caps rape + no space rape]

In other news, I'm going to Oklahoma next month with Dan for a week to visit. I'm really not sure how well it's going to go with Isaac being there. Isaac wants to be there when Damien is at my mom's because he (Isaac) doesn't want Dan around Damien. Dan and Isaac dislike each other, obviously, and I'm just a little worried. If one of them starts something, I'm not going to be able to stop them... especially Dan. He's like the hulk when he gets angry, minus turning into a huge muscely green beast. But Dan said try to be on his best behavior and Isaac said the same thing. Still... I've heard what they've said to each other, how they've talked to each other, etc. so.. I really don't know. Hopefully everything goes well. x_X;

I THINK THAT'S IT FOR NAO. BYE BYE. [/end caps rape]

Side note: I think I want some pizza, but I don't have any. D< And it's hot. And my wrist hurts from that cut four days ago or however many days ago it was. At least it's scabbing over finally. OH YEAH, I saw this really awesome spider yesterday when we were walking up the stairs to go to the ballpark. It was black with those little pinchers so it looked like a crab, and it had GREEN fangs. I was talking to Dan before I saw it, then I completely stopped in the middle of my sentence and was like, "OMG. LOOK AT THIS SPIDER. :o OMG. IT HAS GREEN FANGS. HOW SWEET IS THAT?" He was just like, "Wtf? oO; You're weird."

Okay, now I think that's it.

And the reign will kill us all

throw ourselves against the wall,
but no one else can see
the preservation of the martyr in me.
[ Slipknot - Psychosocial ]

That's a good song... if you're into the loud stuff and what not. I don't know about you, but I have a variety of music I listen to. My poor little braincells are forced to listen to rap sometimes because Dan, being the freak that he is, likes some rap. At least he listens to a lot of the same stuff I listen to, and he listens to music loud. That's a plus because I listen to music loud as well. Yay for damaging our hearing! :D Oh snap. I just remembered the Blink 182 concert is in August. Fall Out Boy and Panic! At The Disco are going to be with them. I hope we can go see 'em. I love me some Blink 182.

OH YEAH. I forgot to mention I have a job interview tomorrow in Cincinnati. It's at this puppy camp thing for dogs, so I hope I can get the job. It's part time and pays minimum wage, so that's not too bad. It's a job after all. I'd much rather work with dogs than people anyway. The job interview is pretty easy. The lady told me all they do is put the person in the room with the dogs to see how the person interacts with the dogs and how the dogs interact with the person. It should be fun. 8D She'll know by Friday if they'll be hiring or not.

We got a new bed yesterday. It's pretty high off the ground now and Dan doesn't like that. BUT I DO. Gambit can't get us anymore. Bwahahaha.

I'm hungry, but we're out of food. My head hurts because I'm hungry. Dan is still at work, therefore I cannot get any food to fill my empty stomach and cure this head pain.

Poo.

And it's wearing me out, it's wearing me down

this holiday is nothing but frowns for me
but I've got a gift, you see
I'm making a list, hell, I'll check it twice
of all the things you've done in my life
then I'll send it your way
so you see why I love you
[ Nevershoutnever! - 30 Days ]

Stole this from Frea's deviant art account 'cause I have nothing to blog about again and I'm bored. 8D


I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm CHRISTIAN, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE/N ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut. [Does it still count if I got pregnant when I was a teenager, but I'm not a teenager anymore? I miss being 19. D;]
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that's how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm CZECH, so I MUST love beer and sausage and be stubborn.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm WHITE born in a black area, so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm FRENCH, so I MUST smell horrible.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. [I consider 20 being young, thank you very much.]
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I'm a METALHEAD so I MUST worship SATAN.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I'm FRENCH so I MUST be snotty towards everyone, wear a striped sweater, and say "Oui, oui!".
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippie.
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology, therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and/or SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.
I like YAOI so I MUST pair up every male anime/manga character I see.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.